Friday, March 27, 2009

Haikus

A Proverb
Pride consumed in full
Can never a full man make,
It’s not nutritious.

Oration
Swallow me deeply,
Taste to devour the whole
But spit out your pride.

Irony
Stupid distractions!
I’m trying to write a haiku!
Wait Kristen did what!?

The One Word Haiku
I have been trying
To write a haiku for you
Well here it goes: Damn!

An Important Announcement
Extraterrestri--
Extraterrestrials are…
Extra—ah fuck it!

Nature
Blue-bladed meadows,
Do not stomp on their freshness
Inhale, enjoy, live.

Bitterness
Haikus are for queers,
They always sound so profound,
Bite me. Fucking whore.

Driven
My vehicle is
Passionate, determined, strong
Where will I go next?


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